A guy walks into a bar with a pet monkey. The monkey begins running around and jumps onto a pool table and swallows one of the pool balls whole.
The bartender/owner sees this just as it is happening. Furious he makes the man and his monkey leave.
A few weeks later, the same man and his monkey walk into the same bar. The bartender, not paying attention as he is talking with one of his regulars, sees the monkey just as it jumps onto the bar, takes a peanut out of the bowl, inserts it into its behind, pulls it back out, then eats it.
The bartender, angry, yet curious, again tells the man to leave. As the man is leaving, the bartender asks the man, "Hey buddy, why did your monkey do that with the peanut?"
The man replied, "Well, ever since he passed that pool ball, he measures everything before he eats it."
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The bartender/owner sees this just as it is happening. Furious he makes the man and his monkey leave.
A few weeks later, the same man and his monkey walk into the same bar. The bartender, not paying attention as he is talking with one of his regulars, sees the monkey just as it jumps onto the bar, takes a peanut out of the bowl, inserts it into its behind, pulls it back out, then eats it.
The bartender, angry, yet curious, again tells the man to leave. As the man is leaving, the bartender asks the man, "Hey buddy, why did your monkey do that with the peanut?"
The man replied, "Well, ever since he passed that pool ball, he measures everything before he eats it."
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