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[video=youtube;0RcxqzjNW7g]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RcxqzjNW7g[/video]

moo.
 

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more:

[video=youtube;lnIq1B-7cpk]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnIq1B-7cpk[/video]
 

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and:

[video=youtube;jAwemDM2INo]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAwemDM2INo[/video]
 

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sorry, this was supposed to be in the clown bin,mods, pliz kindly move :)
 
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Clever ads.
But they are reminding us of whee meat comes from. many do not want to be reminded. We prefer to see it wrapped up in plastic in a tray, which makes it look more like fruit.


And then there is this, which apparently Otto Von Bismarck did not say:

Laws, like sausages, cease to inspire respect in proportion as we know how they are made.

Though similar remarks are often attributed to Bismarck, this is the earliest known quote regarding laws and sausages, and is attributed to John Godfrey Saxe University Chronicle. University of Michigan (27 March 1869) books.google and "Quote... Misquote" by Fred R. Shapiro in The New York Times (21 July 2008); according to Shapiro's research, such remarks only began to be attributed to Bismarck in the 1930s.
Variants often attributed to Bismarck:
If you like laws and sausages, you should never watch either one being made.
Laws are like sausages — it is best not to see them being made.
Laws are like sausages. It is better not to see them being made.
Laws are like sausages. You should never see them made.
Laws are like sausages. You should never watch them being made.
Law and sausage are two things you do not want to see being made.
No one should see how laws or sausages are made.
To retain respect for sausages and laws, one must not watch them in the making.
The making of laws like the making of sausages, is not a pretty sight.
Je weniger die Leute dar?ber wissen, wie W?rste und Gesetze gemacht werden, desto besser schlafen sie nachts.
The less the people know about how sausages and laws are made, the better they sleep in the night.
 

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thats the best one..
"there is a needle in your Hock" ( pronounced Honch)

"thats not mine"

LMAO...

I think the Honch is the more like the Ankle on a cows back leg which points backwards , but very funny none the less.


and:

[video=youtube;jAwemDM2INo]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAwemDM2INo[/video]
 

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is it all natural?
it's natural tasting.
what's that mean?
means it tastes natural.
because it is natural.
the taste is.
what?
yes.
huh?
what?


ha ha ha ha.