A Boy and his Train

curlando

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Jul 23, 2003
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A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son playing with his new
electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son saying, "All of you
b*****ds who are not off, get the f**k off now, cause we're in a hurry. And all of you b******ds
who are getting on, get the f**k on, cause we're going down the tracks."

The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house.
Now I want you to go to your room and stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play
with your train, but I want you to use nice language."

Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumed playing with his train. Soon the
train stopped and the mother heard her son say, all passengers who are disembarking the train,
please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for traveling with us
today and hope your trip was a pleasant one."

She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of
your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will
have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."

As the mother began to smile, the child added.

"For those of you who are pi**ed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the fat b**ch in the kitchen."