Tapping a new market....

chic

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A man received the following text from his neighbour:

I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess.

I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you're not around.

In fact, more than you.

I'm not getting it at home, but that's no excuse.

I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen again.

Bob, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.

A few moments later, a second text came in:

Damn autocorrect. I meant "wifi", not :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D wife
 

jd426

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"Live with the guilt", "When you're not around", "Day and Night"... Neighbour does seem very dramatic for just using wifi. Bet he himself trolled with the "autocorrect" crap and when he got no response for a while then dropped that it was a "mistake"

Phones do not autocorrect wifi bro... Douche neighbor gonna be douche

You do realize this is the CLOWN BIN... ie, its a JOKE ?

only reason Im even responding to your post is I happened to notice you also asked for " proof" or "source" on another Joke as well..
LMAO
 

chic

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"Live with the guilt", "When you're not around", "Day and Night"... Neighbour does seem very dramatic for just using wifi. Bet he himself trolled with the "autocorrect" crap and when he got no response for a while then dropped that it was a "mistake"

Phones do not autocorrect wifi bro... Douche neighbor gonna be douche

has this "happened to you?""" and what was the happ penis you felt???