Yer fond of a good tale????
A 25-year-old girl tells her mum that she has missed her period for 2 months. Very worried, the mother goes to the local pharmacy and buys a pregnancy test kit.
The test confirms that her daughter is pregnant.
Shouting and crying, the mother says "Who was the selfish bastard that did this to you? I demand to know!" Without answering, the girl picks up the phone and makes a call.
Half an hour later, a Bentley stops in front of their house. A middle-aged and very distinguished man steps out of the car and enters the house. He sits in the lounge with the father and mother and tells them: "Your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life."
He continues: "Additionally, if a girl is born I will bequeath two retail furniture stores, a deli, a chateau in France and a ?1m bank account."
He continues "If a boy is born my legacy will be a chain of jewellery stores and a ?25m bank account. However, if there is a miscarriage I'm not sure what to do. What would you suggest ?"
All silent at this point, the mother placed a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and told him: "You'll have to try again."
