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doug

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How many men does it take to open a beer?
None it should be opened by the time she brings it!

How do you know when a women is about to say something smart?
When she starts by saying.."A man once told me...."

Why do men pass wind more than women?
Because women never shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.

Whats worst than a male chauvanistic pig?
A women that won't do what's shes told!

I married Miss Right.
I just did'nt know her first name was always.

I have not spoken to my wife for 18 months....I don't like to interupt her!

Scientists have discovered food diminishes a womens sex drive.
It's called wedding cake!
 

doug

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More!

our last fight was my fault. She said what's on the TV? I said "dust"
Marrige is a three ring circus.
Engagement ring,wedding ring,suffering!
A man inserted a classified in the paper....it said wife wanted....next day he got hundreds of replys saying "take mine"
The most effective way to remember your wifes birthday....forget it once!
Young son..."is it true in Africa you don't know your wife until the day you marry her? Father....that's the same in every countrie!
To DR1 females.... Now this is something that someone sent me.....not my words by any means! I am by no ways a chavanistic guy!!! I just thought that Criss Colon would want to see this and I don't have his e-mail.......shame on you Criss!!!! Your terrible!!!
 

Pib

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Do you realize that this means war?

At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other replied "Yes, I am, I married the wrong man."

Did you hear about the baby that was born with both male and female organs?
It had a both a penis and a brain.


After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." The wife replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."

Your husband and a lawyer are drowning and you have to choose...
Do you have lunch, or go shopping?


Why do men so often address their genitals by name?
Because they can't stand the thought of having a complete stranger making all of their decisions for them.


Thank you, I'll ve here all ze veek...<IMG src="http://www.sassiessite.f2s.com/images/Smilies/nar.gif">
 

Criss Colon

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Why did God Make women? Cause sheep can,t cook!........How is "Eggs Benedict" like "Oral Sex",you can,t get either one "at home"!!!..............Why do men die before their wives do?...because they Want to!.........What kind of party do you have with 50 womem who have "PMS" and 50 women who have yeast infections?.... "A Wine, and Cheese Party!!! Criss Colon
 

jjsk

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Criss Colon said:
....How is "Eggs Benedict" like "Oral Sex",you can,t get either one "at home"!!!......

:mad: That's not true!

<sup> Now that 'Tasty Gourmet' makes those little hollandaise sauce packages, I make Eggs Benedict all the time! ;) </sup>
 
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dulce

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OK guys here is my best comeback for all of you.
What does a woman's asshole do while she is having an orgasm?
HE is home watching the kids.
 

jjsk

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dulce said:
OK guys here is my best comeback for all of you.
What does a woman's asshole do while she is having an orgasm?
HE is home watching the kids.

Good one! :D
 

Pepe

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Q: Why do girls pierce their belly button?
A: So they can have a place to hang their air freshner.
 

Carol

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dulce said:
OK guys here is my best comeback for all of you.
What does a woman's asshole do while she is having an orgasm?
HE is home watching the kids.

Dulce - you have a way with words!! I like it.