ha ha ha she has calledme...am I happy?

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chic

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or is she broke???;);) we have been apart for 5 yrs...and now my chances of finding her ex are less???
 
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Congratulations, please post her pictures so we can share in your joy.
 
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greydread

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chic said:
or is she broke???;);) we have been apart for 5 yrs...and now my chances of finding her ex are less???
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Maybe but your chances of finding her twice as big with half as many teeth have increased by an order of magnitude.
 
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HUG

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chic said:
or is she broke???;);) we have been apart for 5 yrs...and now my chances of finding her ex are less???
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You took a fancy to her boyfriend?

There are few crosswords I can not complete, given a few days. But the cryptic clues from chic are second to none!
 
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Clueless................

Impossible to decipher

perhaps the boyfriend is the clue to the Herpes...........
just a thought
 
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DRob

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william webster said:
Clueless................

Impossible to decipher

perhaps the boyfriend is the clue to the Herpes...........
just a thought
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Please, while it's not quite right to say I enjoy chic-isms, we have all become quite used to them. The Brugal-fueled babble can be quite bemusing.

Here's one you might like:

I'm riding a beam of sunlight...at the dmv...sunday could easily be the middle of the week/different perspectives/open your mi-...mmm, oranges are tasty.
 
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So, is he going to come back and share all the sordid and probably uncomfortable details of this re ignited Flame of his, or is he still holed up in a Cabana somewhere with her, empty Brugal Bottles all over the place and Tostone chips everywhere.
I cant believe I am looking forward to hearing how this turned out,, How boring is my life.
 
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Oh, you get it different to me. I understand he is looking forward to seeing her ex, boyfriend maybe, maybe girlfriend I dunno. But whatever it is, I think we all agree, chic is the nuts in our fudge. Doesn't look right, doesn't feel right, but when you hit a nut in a fudge you just gotta wonder how it got there!
 
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chic

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sorry, i believe that her last boyfriend met her thru me...and that makes me mad..." i ride"....and this dude probaby met her at one of our functions and came on to her ,,,she of course responded..after the split,,,..but i would rather have had her broke and living off what i provided than ,,,keeping house with a guy who did what i would have done 30 yrs ago ...alright im ****ed...and ive invited some famiy down to celibrate my end of celibelcy...
 
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jd426 said:
So, is he going to come back and share all the sordid and probably uncomfortable details of this re ignited Flame of his, or is he still holed up in a Cabana somewhere with her, empty Brugal Bottles all over the place and Tostone chips everywhere.
I cant believe I am looking forward to hearing how this turned out,, How boring is my life.
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if i ony told you...her cousin is available and has bigger you know whats and is prettier...
i was actually shaken when i saw the cousin the first time u can pm me for a story if you want
 
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jd426 said:
So, is he going to come back and share all the sordid and probably uncomfortable details of this re ignited Flame of his, or is he still holed up in a Cabana somewhere with her, empty Brugal Bottles all over the place and Tostone chips everywhere.
I cant believe I am looking forward to hearing how this turned out,, How boring is my life.
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Hilarious!!!!
 
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