death...dying,,,,your most trusted??? friends...

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chic

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An old man was on his deathbed.

He wanted badly to take all his money with him.

He called his priest, his doctor and his lawyer to his bedside.

"Here's $30,000 cash to be held by each of you. I trust you to put this in my coffin when I die so I can take all my money with me."

At the funeral, each man put an envelope in the coffin.

Riding away in a limousine, the priest suddenly broke into tears and confessed that he had only put $20,000 into the envelope because he needed $10,000 for a new baptistery.

"Well, since we're confiding in each other," said the doctor, "I only put $10,000 in the envelope because we needed a new machine at the hospital which cost $20,000."

The lawyer was aghast. "I'm ashamed of both of you," he exclaimed.

"I want it known that when I put my envelope in that coffin, it held my personal check for the full $30,000.":speechles:speechles:speechles:speechles:speechles:speechles
 
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Meemselle

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Oy. Disappointed. I thought this was going to be one of those DR-1 threads where we all open a vein and say who you gonna call; whatcha gonna do when I frickin die here.

For the record, there is an envelope in the files on my desk. Don't let them cremate me. Jews (especially post-Shoah) are not fans.
 
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Meemselle

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Darlino/a:
simply google the word. It works. It's pretty effin simple. I am sorry if I am being snarky. But really.
 
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Meemselle

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baptistery
ˈbaptɪst(ə)ri/Submit
noun
the part of a church used for baptism.
historical
a building next to a church, used for baptism.
(in a Baptist chapel) a sunken receptacle used for baptism by total immersion.

This was 3 keystrokes.
 
beeza

beeza

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Actually forget about the baptistery. Let's concentrate on the money.

The dying man had $30,000. He gave it to the men he trusted to take care of. Well the way I read it, they should have got $10,000 each.

The priest bought a $10,000 shower curtain, the doctor bought a $20,000 machine and the lawyer wrote a cheque for the full amount. So there you are, it all adds up. No harm done!
 
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SantiagoDR

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Meemselle said:
Darlino/a:
simply google the word. It works. It's pretty effin simple. I am sorry if I am being snarky. But really.
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It's The Clown Bin said:
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At first I thought you were clowning around, but reading on I believe you're really serious!

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