at a bar, an attractive woman sat next to a man having a double scotch. The bartender served her a glass of orange juice, and the man turned to her and said. ?This is a special day. I?m celebrating.?
?I?m celebrating, too,? she replied, clicking the glasses with him.
?What are you celebrating?? he asked.
?For years I?ve been trying to have a baby. Today my gynecologist told me I?m pregnant!?
?Congratulations,? the man said, lifting his glass. ?As it happens, I?m a chicken farmer, and for years all my hens were infertile. But today they?re finally fertile.? ?How did it happen?? ?I switched cocks,?
?What a coincidence,? she said, smiling.
?I?m celebrating, too,? she replied, clicking the glasses with him.
?What are you celebrating?? he asked.
?For years I?ve been trying to have a baby. Today my gynecologist told me I?m pregnant!?
?Congratulations,? the man said, lifting his glass. ?As it happens, I?m a chicken farmer, and for years all my hens were infertile. But today they?re finally fertile.? ?How did it happen?? ?I switched cocks,?
?What a coincidence,? she said, smiling.