Three guys are in a bar getting pretty sloshed when they start to discuss the size of their penises. Soon the conversation escalates into a full-blown argument, each man insisting that his penis is the biggest. ?Put them on the bar so we can compare,? suggests the bartender. The drunks do just that. Shortly, a gay man comes in, looks around, and says to the bartender, ?I think I?ll have the buffet.?:squareeye:squareeye:squareeye