Dear Abby

Dear Abby,

My husband hasn't worked for the last 14 years. All he does is get dressed
in the morning and hop in his fancy car to visit his cronies. I know he`s
cheated on me many times with young girls who could be his granddaughters.

I know because he brags about this to me. He smokes fancy cigars and
drinks the most expensive Champagne day and night. We sleep in separate
beds because he`s always telling me he knows I`m a lesbian and my varicose
veins and hairy back turn him off!

Should I clobber him with my frying pan, or should I leave him, Abby?
Your advice would be appreciated .....

Mad as Hell

Dear Mad as Hell,

You don`t have to take that kind of treatment from any man. I suggest you
pack your bags and move out a.s.a.p.! Don`t resort to clobbering him with
the frying pan, and try to act like a lady!

Remember ....... you`re running for President of the United States, so try
acting like one!