If you actually believed half of what you wrote, you would do what anyone with a modicum of common sense would: get the heck out of here before someone "takes advantage of the corrupt legal system" to get you locked-up for the rest of your life (or for a very long time, at least) on a frivolous charge.
No remotely reasonable person would take that chance. Why would you?
On the other hand, the Brit woman who ran over and killed her Dominican hubby seems to be enjoying her life in Britain, while the French "cocaine air" pilots were having the good life under "house arrest" by the beach until they got tired of it and decided to leave for a French jail (go figure). Oh well.
Of course all foreigners do have "a friend to call"...it is usually at a place called Embassy, and if it happens to be from a 'develop' country it is a far more powerful friend than the vast majority of Dominicans have. Foreign journalists may help out also, making noise (with/without good reasons).
P.S. In case you have never heard it, the right word to describe the person you have in mind is foreigner, or possibly ex-pat. You all seem enamored with the word gringo and seem to use FAR MORE OFTEN than any moderately educate Dominican would.
I doubt your experience in DR more and more with every post you submit. You see,, I can tell when people are writing from what they 'think, expect or have read'. The realities are very different.
And if you are a gringo locked up with no cell phone, how exactly do you think you get in touch with people to raise the alarm? I'm guessing you thinkk that at the police station you are given your rights, and a phone call right? haha, again, you have no experience of the reality of how sh1t goes down in the DR.
And if you happen to have no money on you when arrested, I guess you think they will come and feed you as well ay?
And you think your home embassy can help you if in trouble with DR law? again, you been watching too many movies. You're friends are those who help you when in trouble in DR, that and money. And so why it is always advisable to have a cheap cel phone on you, no matter what, even if going to the corner store. And always 500pesos storred in the back of that phone so you have enough to eat and drink for a few days if you get caught up in anything.
And for your information I do not live in the country any more, and partly for these reasons. You can be completely innocent, get caught up in something, even an accident that is not your fault, and it can be the ruin of you, as without those 'friends' you don't have anything, your rights are pretty much none existent if someone wants something out of you.
I'm not going to get into it with you as since starting to post nothing you have written points to me that you have even been living in the country, never mind experiencing half the stuff you chime in on.