Bob and Henry decide to pull a joke on Wayne. So when he walks in to work they ask him what's wrong. "Nothing.' He says. "Well you look terrible." Bob says. "You sure you ain't sick?"
"No I feel fine."
"You should see a doctor the way you look." They keep at him all day and that evening he stops by his doctor's office. And he explains to his doctor that people at work said he looked sick, but he feels fine. Not knowing his friends had called the doctor and let him in on the joke Wayne was startled to hear the doctor say "Looks bad feels good? There is only one diagnosis Wayne. You are a vagina!"
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