I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law.
My neighbour said' Are you going to help?'
I said' No, six should be enough.'
We have just had a blessed event in our house
my mother-in-law has just gone back to her own house.
A man who hated his mother-in-law got three wishes from a genie.
Genie: "Whatever you wish for, your mother-in-law gets DOUBLE."
First wish: "I would like one billion dollars."
Genie: "Ok but mom get's two billion."
Second wish: "I would like an island off the coast of Greece."
Genie: "OK but mom get's two islands."
Third wish: " I would like you to beat me half to death
My mother in law called today...
I knew it was her, when she knocked on the front door
all the mice threw themselves on the traps
!'I just bought my mother-in-law a Jaguar.' 'Cor -
I thought you didn't like her.' 'I know what I'm doing, it's bitten her twice already.'
Oh, Nigel, I hear you buried you mother-in-law last week.' 'Had to... she was dead
You know, I don't know what I'd do without my mother-in-law - but it's nice dreaming about it.
I mean, she's not ugly - it's just that when she makes up, the lipstick crawls back down the tube.
She's found a new cheap way of making yoghourt and sour cream - she just buys a bottle of milk and stares at it for a couple of minutes.
My neighbour said' Are you going to help?'
I said' No, six should be enough.'
We have just had a blessed event in our house
my mother-in-law has just gone back to her own house.
A man who hated his mother-in-law got three wishes from a genie.
Genie: "Whatever you wish for, your mother-in-law gets DOUBLE."
First wish: "I would like one billion dollars."
Genie: "Ok but mom get's two billion."
Second wish: "I would like an island off the coast of Greece."
Genie: "OK but mom get's two islands."
Third wish: " I would like you to beat me half to death
My mother in law called today...
I knew it was her, when she knocked on the front door
all the mice threw themselves on the traps
!'I just bought my mother-in-law a Jaguar.' 'Cor -
I thought you didn't like her.' 'I know what I'm doing, it's bitten her twice already.'
Oh, Nigel, I hear you buried you mother-in-law last week.' 'Had to... she was dead
You know, I don't know what I'd do without my mother-in-law - but it's nice dreaming about it.
I mean, she's not ugly - it's just that when she makes up, the lipstick crawls back down the tube.
She's found a new cheap way of making yoghourt and sour cream - she just buys a bottle of milk and stares at it for a couple of minutes.