News Flash From Hillbilly's Land--west Virginia

Subject: Terrorists Multiplying in the West Virginia

The governor of West Virginia announced they have made a disturbing
discovery in their state. Apparently, a small number of terrorists have
become romantically involved with the locals. The result is not pretty,
and we now have the sad task of reporting a new sector of the human
race: ISLAMABUBBAS.

So far, only a smattering of actual births have been reported, and we
are hard at work trying to isolate and seal them off. To date, we have
identified the following:

- Mohammed Billy Bob Ahbubba
- Mohammed Jethro bin Thinkin Boutdat
- Mohammed Forrest Gumpa Ahbubba
- Mohammed Rubba Dub Dubba Ahbubba
- Bobbie Joe Bubba Charlene Atat
- Betty Jean Hasbeena Badgurl
- Linda Sue bin Theredundat

Not surprisingly, they all seem to have sprung from one couple:
Mohammed Whoozyadaddy and Yomamma bin Lovin.

This just in, Two of the family members have just hijacked a Goodyear blimp.
Word is that they have bounced off three buildings in downtown Charleston....
We'll keep you posted on further developments...........

Golf Course is in the best shape it has been in in many, many years....A pleasure to play again.

HB

I'll be sure to get the word to them....
Are you headed back this way??/

Hb