Listen, maybe my posts would be more appreciated over a cold beer or glass of red in person, but they are not meant to disparage anybody. If anybody takes me up on the offer, I'll buy...preferably in Juan Dolio, as the good people there can use the business. Now, on to the business at hand:
There are two similar threads running right now, one regarding the detaining of illegal foreigners, and this one regarding updating/maintaining your status. I'll leave it to the powers that be to sort that out. I'm just adding that it seems every three months or so there seems to be a new thread on this very same issue.....every three months for YEARS! Along with the usual thread about tourist cards, fees, and spankings in the back office at Las Americas. As usual, there is a statement published, people joke, people comment, people get scared....and then the whole world gets crazy. "Run to the lawyers!" Guess what? Nothing changes. Nothing ever changes.
1. Did you arrive here on a yola? Did you sneak across the Haitian border? Did you skydive in? Well, those are known as illegal entries. These people are in trouble if they're detained by the authorities because there is no documentation of them entering the friendly confines of the 809/829/849.
2. Did you enter legally, and then decide to get involved in criminal activity or commit an evil deed yourself? Well, then you are in a bit of trouble as well if detained.
3. Did you commit the dastardly deed of entering legally, buying your 30 day tourist card and staying past Day 31? 1 day? 1 month? 1 year? 5 years? 10 years? And yes, the list goes on because these are the laws on the books for the Dominican Republic. Upon your departure, you pay the appropriate fee (yes, we know...no more threads please), and guess what? Good bye, come back tomorrow, and you're a new visitor. Now, as well, if you decide to get your self involved in criminal activity or some stupid pickle, well, you earned yourself the attention. For 99% of the people here, no, we will not be rounded up. Not now, not in the immediate future. How long? Who knows? Solo Dios sabe! But if you're on an Interpol list.......
Now, with that nonsense behind us, for property, business OWNERS or people looking to make an on the books living here...that's a different ball of wax.
Purpose of this posting on this thread is that once again there is some language on here that will cause people to unnecessarily spill their beer or wine, waste their time, and pay attorneys ridiculous amounts of money for nothing. Have you ever sat behind two immigration attorneys discussing their clients? I have. As they chuckle about their clients, they compare their nice watches, nice yipetas, and order another buen fria or copa de vino. True. Very true.