> A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and
> noticed he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he
> wore his collar backwards.
> The man, who was a priest, said, 'I am a Father..'
> The little boy replied, 'My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like that.'
> ... The priest looked up from his book and answered, ''I am the Father of many.'
> The boy said, ''My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and
> he doesn't wear his collar that way!'
> The priest, getting impatient, said. 'I am the Father of hundreds',
> and went back to reading his book.
> The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and said,
> "Maybe you should wear a condom, and put your pants on backwards
> instead of your collar.."
> noticed he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he
> wore his collar backwards.
> The man, who was a priest, said, 'I am a Father..'
> The little boy replied, 'My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like that.'
> ... The priest looked up from his book and answered, ''I am the Father of many.'
> The boy said, ''My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and
> he doesn't wear his collar that way!'
> The priest, getting impatient, said. 'I am the Father of hundreds',
> and went back to reading his book.
> The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and said,
> "Maybe you should wear a condom, and put your pants on backwards
> instead of your collar.."