Making love the first time

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A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Fridaynight to meet and have dinner with her
parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go
out and make love for the first time.

The boy is ecstatic but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to
know about condoms and sex.
At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door.
"Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated.
The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.
A minute passes and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.
10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down,
the girl friend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."
The boy turns and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was THE pharmacist."
 

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. . . and the last time

A bunch of the guys were siting around and the conversation turned to sex. They were recalling their first times and reminiscing. After a while one of them turned to the oldest guy present--a man twice their average age who they called Pops.

"How 'bout it Pops; what d'you remember about your first time?"

Pops thought for a while and then:

"First time? Guys, I can't even remember the last time."

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