International Woman's Day!!!

Since today is OUR day, girls...here's a little Man Humor:

A recent survey was conducted to discover why
men get out of bed in the middle of the night:

5% said it was to get a glass of water,
12% said it was to go to the toilet,
83% said it was to go home.
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A MAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST...
He's sitting at the table and his son is on the
cover of the box of Wheaties.
His mistress is on the cover of Playboy.
And his wife is on the back of the milk carton.
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My husband came home with a tube of KY jelly and
said, "This will make you happy tonight!" He was right.
When he went out of the bedroom, I squirted it
all over the doorknobs. He couldn't get back in.
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It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack
says as he stepped out of the shower.
"Honey, what do you think the neighbors
would think if I mowed the lawn like this?"
"Probably that I married you for your money,"
she replied.
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A couple are lying in bed. The man says: "I am
going to make you the happiest woman in the world"
The woman says : "I will surely miss you."

HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY!!!