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    Well, his head and body will part into two separate pieces, allowed for by the judicial decision based on the religion of pieces.

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    Curry farts are the worst.

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    There are some pakis on DR1, can they comment on this?

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    Yusuf On Farting In The Mosque:

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    If You Have To Pass Gas In The Mosque:

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    Breaking Wind In Prayer:

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    There is no teaching in Catholic canon law about farting in church. The is no mention of letting 'er rip in the New Testament.

    Common sense would suggest that one be polite and discreetly take it outside.

    If you absolutely cannot hold it in in than you should endeavour to avoid a trumpet blast and deliver a silent but deadly (SBD),

    Then oddly enough an ancient Confucian tradition kicks in if you can keep a poker face: "He who smelt it dealt it".

    The Confucian thing applies in elevators too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Celt202 View Post
    There is no teaching in Catholic canon law about farting in church. The is no mention of letting 'er rip in the New Testament.

    Common sense would suggest that one be polite and discreetly take it outside.

    If you absolutely cannot hold it in in than you should endeavour to avoid a trumpet blast and deliver a silent but deadly (SBD),

    Then oddly enough an ancient Confucian tradition kicks in if you can keep a poker face: "He who smelt it dealt it".

    The Confucian thing applies in elevators too.

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    Begs the question, Frank W. What, pray tell, are you doing reading the Islamabad Herald??

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    Quote Originally Posted by ROLLOUT View Post
    Begs the question, Frank W. What, pray tell, are you doing reading the Islamabad Herald??
    "Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer." -Don Vito Corleone

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