Results 1 to 3 of 3

Thread: Lollipops

  1. #1
    Moderator - Clown Central
    Join Date
    Jan 2006
    Posts
    5,689
    Post Thanks / Like

    Default Lollipops

    I saw this in a comment about a 86 year old lady getting arrested for shoplifting at a Walmart.


    An old lady was walking downtown as the cops were busting a cathouse.

    While the cops were lining up the prostitutes & loading them into paddy wagons, the old woman arrived at the end of the line & asked, "What's going on?"

    A wise#$%$ said, "The cops are passing out lollipops!"

    So, the old woman said, "Great! I'm gonna get me one!"

    As she reached the paddy wagon, a cop asked, "Ma'am, aren't you a little too old for this kind of thing?"

    The old woman looked at him square in the eye and said, "As long as they keep makin' 'em, I'll keep suckin' 'em!"
    Moderator
    Clown Central

    Be Serious

  2. #2
    Silver
    Join Date
    Jan 2016
    Posts
    4,029
    Post Thanks / Like

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by SantiagoDR View Post
    I saw this in a comment about a 86 year old lady getting arrested for shoplifting at a Walmart.
    And it is not even Friday!

  3. #3
    Moderator - Clown Central
    Join Date
    Jan 2006
    Posts
    5,689
    Post Thanks / Like

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Derfish View Post
    And it is not even Friday!
    The Clown Bin is open 24/7.
    Moderator
    Clown Central

    Be Serious

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •