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    Quote Originally Posted by AnnaC View Post
    Question for the guys. When you catch it in the zipper are you wearing underwear or can it happen even with underwear?
    True story: I went to the emergency room for stitches as a kid and right after me another boy came in because his thingy had been stuck in the zipper. He was screaming in pain and I thought I was going to bleed to death as I had a cut on a finger that required 4-5 stitches. They took care of him before me. I was hurt. But I learned a very valuable lesson as such a young age, where to aim/what to bite should I need to defend myself one day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by reilleyp View Post
    Is this the beginning of the Men only forum?  Can we get one too?
    If it has ANYTHING to do with my penis I want it to be women only!

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    sharing is caring.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blueceo View Post
    Now there's a guy who has made a lot of money with his Penis......
    I see nothing wrong with it at all considering how many years women have been making money
    using nothing more than their vaginas

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    My retail joke. What is the difference between a penis and a bonus..................Your wife will always blow your bonus!

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    Quote Originally Posted by caribmike View Post
    I know the worst thing to have one: Did you ever had the dreaded zipper incident? Luckily it did not happen to me yet.

    https://www.livescience.com/28058-zi...is-injury.html
    How the hell did you get the beans above the franks?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzRuKnb2uuY

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    I grow them:


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    Quote Originally Posted by dv8 View Post
    Is not having one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Meemselle View Post
    Is not having one.
    You don't like them?

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    Quote Originally Posted by reilleyp View Post
    Is this the beginning of the Men only forum?  Can we get one too?
    In case you hadn't noticed, DR-1 is primarily testosterone driven.

    So yea. Rock on.

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