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    Quote Originally Posted by frank recktenwald View Post
    You don't like them?
    I love them. But only cut and only literate. Which reduces the local talent.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Meemselle View Post
    I love them. But only cut and only literate. Which reduces the local talent.
    This reminds me when Dutch friends of mine got married in Panama and the groom asked the bride before the wedding at a dinner party if she wanted him to be circumcised because of her Jewish background. She answered " no sweety, I want something left"

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    As the poets have mournfully sung,
    Death takes the innocent young,
    The rolling-in-money,
    The screamingly-funny,
    And those who are very well hung.

    W H Auden

    (who by the way shared his penis with people who had one)

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    Quote Originally Posted by sosuamatt View Post
    God gave man a penis and a brain.....but only enough blood to run one at a time.
    ...average human male body has up to one and a half gallons blood.....thats one huge penis........

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