Un poco de humor!!

DR_DEFENDER

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1) Pepito llega a la escuela y la maestra le pregunta que porque el estuvo aucente el dia pasado. Pepito le dice que su mama y su papa se habian peleado. La maestra (un poco pensativa) le pregunta que tiene eso que ver con que el no halla asistido a las clases. Pepito, entonces, le dice que ellos quebraron el espejo. De nuevo ( ahora un poco enojada ) la maestra le pregunta que tiene eso que ver en que el no halla asistido a las clases. El le explica que cada manana antes de ir a la escuela el se mira en el espejo pero como ya no estaba alli el no se pudo ver, penso que Pepito ya se habia ido, asi que se regreso a su cama!


2) Dos personas casadas estan haciendo el amor en su cuarto mientras que su hijo esta al lado en el otro cualto. Entonces el esposo dice (bien excitado) hay mi amorrrrr ya me voy y ella tambien como ya estaba llegando al mismo nivel dice hay si papiiii yo tambien me voy.....de repente se escucho el nino en el otro cuarto gritando bien fuerto...........No, no me dejen!!!!
 

suarezn

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Arkansas

Arkansas: An Indian word meaning trailer court
> State emblem: A raccoon jimmying open an ATM machine
> State Flower: An air freshener
> State Bird: A used car salesman
> State Tree: A stump, being of unknown species
> Nickname: The Car Wash State
> State Motto: Don't ask. Don't tell. Don't laugh.
> In 1836, a lone covered wagon heading West threw
a wheel. After twenty minutes stranded in the
wilderness, the family members began to look good
to each other and they founded the state of
Arkansas. >
> Arkansas has a land mess of 53,187 square miles, about half of which is
>abandoned trailer courts.
>
> It was admitted to the Union on June 15 but celebrates it on the 9th.
(The
>number 9 is significant because in Arkansas it is also the age of
consent).
>
> The capital is Little Rock, which the residents consider the most
>cosmopolitan city in Arkansas because it has a church, a Chinese
restaurant
>and 450 bowling alleys. It also boasts the only McDonald's in the country
>that serves McSquirrel-on-a-stick.
>
> Arkansas' most famous son was the musical genius, Wolfgang Amadeus
Walmart.
>
> English is Arkansas' second language, pointing is its first.
>
> Once considered the dumbest state in the union, Arkansas was dropped to
the
>second dumbest state after Massachusetts renewed Teddy Kennedy's driver's
>license.
>
> Civilization rooted slowly in Arkansas. Its technology peaked with the
>dripless candle and the doggie door. Present day inhabitants insist on
>watering the parking meters and dial 911 when they need help rewinding the
>garden hose.
>
> At a recent International Trade Show, Arkansas introduced the designer
horse
>blanket and the user-friendly pencil. By the turn of the century they hope
to
>have a computer that runs on ethanol.
>
> Arkansas is the only state in the Union in which swap meets are for
>arranging marriages, understandable when you consider, in the last 17 Miss
>Arkansas beauty contests, nobody won.
>
> Arkansas politicians believe a good education is important as long as it
>doesn't get in the way of what you're trying to steal.
>
> Universities in Arkansas have unique standards. To obtain a doctorate, a
>student must write his own T-shirt.
>
> Arkansas politicians are exceptionally friendly. To shake hands with the
>Governor you just have to reach into your own pocket. This native Arkansan
>affability caused Bill Clinton to arrive late at his presidential
>inauguration, when he stopped to work the crowd and reset the odometers on
>his motorcade.
>
> I might add that Clinton will never be convicted in a paternity suit in
>Arkansas as everybody there has the same DNA......
>
 

suarezn

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Here's another one...

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
>---------------------------------------------
>
>RONALD REAGAN: What chicken?
>
>PAT BUCHANAN: To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American.
>
>LOUIS FARRAKHAN: The road, you see,represents the black man. The
>chicken crossed the "black man" in order to trample him and keep him
>down.
>
>THE BIBLE: And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the
>chicken,thou
>shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was
>much
>rejoicing.
>
>COLONEL SANDERS: I missed one?
>
>L.A. POLICE DEPARTMENT: Give us five minutes with the chicken and
>we'll find out.
>
>RONALD REAGAN: What chicken?
>
>RICHARD M. NIXON: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the
>chicken
>did not cross the road.? I don't know any chickens. I have never
known
>any
>chickens.
>
>DR. SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road?? Did he cross it with
>a toad? Yes! The chicken crossed the road, But why it crossed, I've
>not been told!
>
>ERNEST HEMMINGWAY: To die. In the rain.
>
>MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.: I envision a world where all chickens will
be
>free
>to
>cross roads without having their motives called into question.
>
>GRANDPA: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road.?
>Someone
>told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough
for
>us.
>
>ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
>
>KARL MARX: It was a historical inevitability.
>
>SADDAM HUSSEIN: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were
>quite
>justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
>
>RONALD REAGAN: What chicken?
>
>CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
>
>FOX MULDER: You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many
more
>
>chickens have to cross before you believe it?
>
>FREUD: The fact that you are at all concerned with a chicken
>crossing a road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
>
>BILL GATES: I have just released Chicken Coop 98, which will not
only
>cross
>roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents,andbalance
your
>
>checkbook-and Explorer is an inextricable part of the operating
system.
>
>EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move
>beneath the chicken?
>
>RONALD REAGAN: What chicken?
 

bladeNYC

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I bet you guys don't know????

A que no me dicen.. How did "el mangu" (Dominican tipical plate) got the name?


Para lo que no saben... Many years ago, a tourist had visited to Barahona and got served ?mash plantain?. He found this breakfast so good that the man said ?Man, It?s good!!?. The Dominican lady who had made this delicious banquet said? man guu? o el gringo digo mangu. El dijo Mangu. From this point on the word got spread. This is how now at this present time we call platano majao, MANGU. :cool:

Excuse me.. I'm just bored at work.

bladeNYC
DR1, my new baRRIO
 

goatfarmnga

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Re: Arkansas

suarezn said:
[ >Governor you just have to reach into your own pocket. This native Arkansan
>affability caused Bill Clinton to arrive late at his presidential
>inauguration, when he stopped to work the crowd and reset the odometers on
>his motorcade.
>
> I might add that Clinton will never be convicted in a paternity suit in
>Arkansas as everybody there has the same DNA......
> [/B]
I am still laughing at this.. I lived in Arkansas in 1986-1988 and could not leave there fast enough..I wish I had this joke when I was there..ohhh..... but it would have taken me all day to read it to my neighbors...THanks that is too cute!!
 

tondra

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Man, my sides are splitting!

I haven't laughed like that in a long time! Can't wait to meet up with you in Detroit. Say, what is your freest month in the fall? I must get this Detroit DR party underway.

Tondra
 

carlos

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Re: I bet you guys don't know????

bladeNYC said:
A que no me dicen.. How did "el mangu" (Dominican tipical plate) got the name?


Para lo que no saben... Many years ago, a tourist had visited to Barahona and got served ?mash plantain?. He found this breakfast so good that the man said ?Man, It?s good!!?. The Dominican lady who had made this delicious banquet said? man guu? o el gringo digo mangu. El dijo Mangu. From this point on the word got spread. This is how now at this present time we call platano majao, MANGU. :cool:

Excuse me.. I'm just bored at work.

bladeNYC
DR1, my new baRRIO


correction: lol


during the American ocupation of the country. The soldiers got very friendly with the locals and some of them fed them mashed plaintains. The soldiers said "man good" and that's where the mangu came from.

Around that same time, they held parties. They would all get together and dance, but some of the men just looked and were too embarassed to dance. The soldiers starting saying, " this guy is a party watcher" so the locals heard "party watcher" and started saying pariguayo, and thats where that came from


:cool: