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Mr. Jansen goes to the doctor to pick up his wife's test results.
The secretary says, "Sorry, Mr., but something went missing and we are having a problem. When we sent the samples of your wife to the lab, the samples of another woman with the same name were sent to the lab. Now, we do not know what outcome to who belongs. And honestly, Mr. Jansen, one outcome is very bad and the other is terrible.
Mr. Jansen: "How do you mean?"
Secretary: "Well, one woman has Alzheimer's disease and the other one has AIDS. We don't know who has what.
Mr. Jansen: "But that's bad! What should I do now?"
Secretary: "The doctor recommends dropping your wife off in the middle of the city and if she finds her way home, do not fukk!" :bunny:
 

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Always good, but an old one that is of the same vintage as:

People get Herpes what do birds get? Chirpes.

What do you get from listening to arseholes? Hearing AIDS.

The gonoscope, a new instrument for diagnosis of gonorrhea in women. You stick it in the vagina and listen for the clap.

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