Media Gallery and Sankies....

My Sankie was White...

...tho I didn't know that until the 4th trip. By North American standards he was definitely a light-skinned Black man, but he became very offended when I showed him my collection of African CD's, and told me he hated Black people! To prove his point, he held up his arm next to my tanned one on my last day, and yes, we were pretty close in colour.I have been married to a White man, and also to a Black man, so I kind of thought I knew the difference!

By the way, I didn't know he was a Sankie either, just thought I had gotten myself into a nasty lover's situation, but this Message Board has been quite an eye opener! However, a Sankie by any other name, is still a .....!!!

Over it and movin' on,

Travlingirl

Theresa...

Your not looking hard enough. I work strictly for cash, 100% straight and on a referral basis only as I'm very picky.

Theresa..

Oh, did I forget to charge you for the other evening. Dang, that's
what I get for drinking too much!

Dynamic pricing...

I work on a dynamic price based system. The higher the demand, the higher the hourly rate.
It's low season right now

Next week we (the rest of my beach loving friends) are introducing a plan similar to time share.
You buy 15 hours up front and can use them when ever you want over a 2 week period.
The great thing about this deal is that they can be exchanged for other sankies.

Alternatively you could buy me dinner, pat me on the head and I'll be happy...

I used to charge by the pound,..................................

..................but I priced myself out of the market!!!.........actually I don,t charge anything,,,,,,,...and I,m worth every penny !!!!...if we go to the beach,I provide lots of shade!!!!!!...I don,t go to the beach in California anymore! Every time I try to catch a little nap,I wake up with a bunch of "Nature Lovers"trying to roll me into the water!!!"Save The Wales"!!!!!!............."I,ll show you a new "Wrinkle" every night"!!!!!!!!........Take me to an "all Inclusive buffet",and you will feel like you got your moneys worth!10 times over!!Criss Colon,"The TRI-Sexual"!!!....I,ll "try" anything sexual!!!"Bada-Boom,Bada-Bing!!"

life's a beach!

Robert,Talking about beaches. I made my 100
posts and like to change my tag line
to the one above. In the late 60th I had a
T-shirt with this slogan and I still can
relate to it. (Watch out Theresa I'm
comming) Regards X.

Thanks for the laugh guys! It's the 26th of the month and it's snowing again here, Yuk!

OK, guys I'll share but...

it's going to be expensive. Theresa is very high maintenance: likes the finest wines, wears the best clothes, drives the biggest SUV's. I'll have to get with her and work out some figures. I'll be glad to be her "manager". Hey, that gives me an idea for my tag line if and when I ever get there!

Yikes!!

I'm in trouble now!!

Me too me tooo

I ofer raye plans for only 29.95$rd 250 prime mints and unlimited nites and weekends for 1500hoiurs grab me while you can ahahah

Theresa, the boys like to regard themselves as "tourist companions".

Everyone is available at the right price....

x_man - I'll think about it

Theresa, the truth about Sankies(or Hankies)

Tere(Your Dominican apodo):

Sankies are a special breed. The Dominican breed does not include whites. You have to understand the history of the Sanky. Besides the old-told story of where the name came from(hanky panky), the Sankies are a direct result of "Eurochopism".

Although chopos are a Dominican phenomenom, anglos have an equivalent, "the hick". With the advent of so many blue collar hicks, which make up the majority of our all-inclusive package generation, came the birth of our sanky.

You have to understand that refined, chic and high class anglo women would not be caught dead with a sanky. Sankies are attractive only to blue collar white ghetto women from abroad. These are the type of women who in the past used to quietly sneak into barns to screw slaves in the plantations of the Confederate South in the 18th. century. For instance, confederate women were the chopas of Lincolns land. Women from Appalachia are the perfect white chopas. Eurochopas are blue collar, tattoo plastered, multi-earring, platform- shoed, hairy-underarmed, deodorant-needed broads. Sometimes they have missing teeth. many are over-the hill swags, who would date Moroccan refugees in Spanish beaches.

You take a woman who lives in a New York townhouse near Madison and 64th St., who works as an interior designer for a major architectural firm. This type of woman would not date Sankies. They go for Yuppies. Mostly whites. They may even go for a black professional with big future. But no Sankies.

Most of the women you see dating sankies are women most normal men would not take out on a date. They even use "trensitas" done at the beach by "cueros".

Our light skin or white hunks and playboys have too much of a good thing going to waste their talent with Eurochopas and American hick women. Our Dominican high society and yuppie gals are too good of a catch and attractive and make it difficult for Eurochopas to have a chance with them. Our rich girls drive late model cars, have excellent income, dress and smell well, have their hair made up at Llongueras, exercise daily at Golds Gym and most have great families with abundant resources. Our white chulos got it made.

So there you have it. Sankies must be dark skin, muscles will help but not required, kinky hair, fat lips, "recortes calientes" or Bob Marley reggae fashion styles, sandals, bermuda jeans, beads, head hankies, and the rest you know. They will go just as easy for a man as for a woman. They are money animals who do sex for a living style. They are not ashamed of their profession. They can manage several languages(albeit badly spoken)

TW

This is all conjecture on my part, of course...but I think Tree-sa has it right. Why in the world would a rich high class foreign woman want to deal with the attitude and high maintenance of a "high class" sanky? Oh,wait....let me interrupt this post....I almost forgot to make my daily sojourn to Members Gallery --> "Theresa in a Bikini"....hold on...hold on....just one minute......OK...i'm back.......where was I?....Sankys....you know, someday, I'd llike to be a Sanky...but unlike most others, I will do it just for the love of the job...sure, the money might be good,but if you dont enjoy going into your job, why bother....i think i need some help, though....

HELP ME BECOME A SANKY,PLEASE...
1. how kinky should my hair be?
2. do you recommend a "high society, nose-bleed" sanky (am i too dark to be one of these?)
3. do you recommend being a sanky for those women who couldnt get laid in a room full of engineering NERDS?
4. should I learn the words to the latest bachata hits?
5. should i go by the name "chicharron"

Any and all ideas are welcome to assist me in my career change!!

Teresa

No birthday suits unfortunately......Rob would have to "Ban" the thread......which of course he couldn't do because then there wouldn't be anything to make cloth to make something other than "birthday" suits.....so he'd be forced to "delete" the whole she-bang!
Then there wouldn't be a party and no "charity" money to pass around (should we be forming an NGO for this???)

I guess we'll just have to let the "paying" sponsors (all high class clothing shops ....) choose what they'd like the "paying" public to see.
Models will have to do a "fitting" so they'll know in advance what they will be wearing.

Mondongo,
Did you say you'd do it for the love of the job? Woohoo, I think I can afford that. Put me on the list for the next time we're both in the DR. Your skin color, hair, ect. look great to me!

Edited to add. Hope you know I'm kidding, not about your looks, your cute but the rest of it. LOL