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Dominican Papi

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Hello

I want to get advice about the procedures to establish a new political party in DR, and i'm looking for people interested in joining me to found a right wing party to take my country to the right path and get my nation to prosperity.

i stand for capitalism, nationalism, patriotism, freedom, cristianity.

i'm against haitianism, imperialism, catholicism, voodoo, satanism, islam, prostitution, corruption, thieves, terrorism, socialism, comunism, and other social ills that i want to erradicate from my country.

i want to name my party "Partido Dominicano", but i dont know if that is going to be a problem since that was the name of Trujillo's party, so i'll have to check if that name is available, otherwise i might name it "Partido Nacional Dominicano" (PND).

Please write back or e mail me if you are a nationalist and share my desire to get our economy to the way it was when Trujillo was president. I was not alive in Trujillo's times but i have read that we used to be a powerfull country, our currency was worth more than the dollar, haitians respected our borders, laws were obeyed. it's about time that my country reaches it's full potential. we just have to be positive, BELIEVE that it can be done, and work hard with the help of the lord JESUS CHRIST. IT IS POSIBLE!!!!

Disclaimer;
for all of you grammar critics out there, i know that letters have to be capitalized when starting a new sentence (the letter "i" should be "I" .....blah blah blah blah) so dont try to put down my grammar or english composition. i know i'm a good writer and i have passed all my composition classes with good grades, but this is an informal "place" and i'm writing in an informal way. i'm just trying to write my thoughts assertively and as quickly as possible. moreover, i don't feel like wasting time using the caps lock key.
 

mondongo

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D.P.

Have you written some sort of a charter. Post a link where we all could read in depth how you would diffrentiate yourself from those extant, and how you plan to fund your new party. By the way, does the DR government still give money to all incorporated political parties?

mondongo
 

Pib

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I must say I am not an expert, but I think that all parties that have been authorized to participate in the elections will get money. The ammount depends on how many votes they got in the previous election.

But if I were to start a party I would check if Vargas Llosa would let me use his "Liga de los Pendejos". There must be at least 7.9 million of those here.
 

Drake

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You Wrote;

"i'm against haitianism, imperialism, catholicism, voodoo, satanism, islam, prostitution, corruption, thieves, terrorism, socialism, comunism, and other social ills that i want to erradicate from my country"

Why don't you call your party The Dominican Nazi Party. Your basic doctrine is racist and would not be allowed in most First World countries. Prejudice against other races ie. Haiti or other religions ie. Islam/Catholicism is morally wrong and I am sure Jesus would not vote for you.
 

marco casanova

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Good name for the party, since your program suits Trujillo's ideals.
Please study Jesus and try democracy!
 

Golo100

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Dominican Papi

I share some of the ideas you have, but rather than being against things you should be for things.

For instance, I am for protection of the free enterprise system, private property and the enviroment as of national security importance. I strongly believe in the security and sovereignty of our nation and that no foreign nationals, nationalities or foreign nations can intervene in the decisions of our people. I believe that our borders are sacred and must be protected from incursion by illegal aliens. I believe in the protection of religious beliefs as a form of constructing a society built from strong values.

I believe in a state of strict law and order where the constitution must be abide by under the strict letter of its precepts. And that the entire government system must be institutionalized under strict guidelines. That all citizens must equally share in the burden of financing the budget of the country thru a fair system of taxation.

That individual citizens must not enjoy special priviledges that the rest of the majority cannot enjoy. I would prohibit all tax exemptions on imports, including for government officials and even the President. I believe presidential powers must be curbed thru a system of check and balances and the empowering of a constituent assembly. I believe that the electoral system should be revised to allow each individual candidate to run on its own and be voted and elected individually without party or group coat-tails. Re-election of candidates must be prohibited. Office terms must not exceed four years.

I believe the government should stay away from providing housing for its citizens and concentrate its effort in promoting employment and development of small businesses. The government should ban the use of government funds for ONG's(NGO's) and that citizens should rather be involved in government agency boards for determining public policy.

I believe the nation must spend considerable resources in education, and birth control. I would institute free College education, including books and transportation for families with less than two children to encourage birth control. I would institute a heavy tax penalty on three or more children's families.

Dominican Papi, rather than supporting you for the leader of the party, I suggest we propose General Candelier as our leader. This is the man that can straighten out this mess.

TW
 

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...i would like to email u dominican puppy

..u are the perfect person to head this party.just where are we supposed to send our thousands of emails of support for "el partido dominicano de los mal educados"? you didn,t have to tell us that you were trying to get your thoughts down "as quicly as possible",it is evident from your prose.thoughts written in haste can be regretted at leisure!by the way,can i borrow your "caps lock" key? i seem to have lost mine,and you don,t need yours!......................................................................................................"OH!" two more things;#1,I always think that people who use the diminutive,"i",are a little "nuts",so you might loose some potential members if you insist on continuing this irritating childish practice!..................................#2,Post your email address,your followers can then send you thousands of emails of support.If you are for real,you must post your email address,if not you are just a trouble-maker wasting time on DR1!
 
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Golo100

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Hehehehehe

Guys, don't tell me I didn't warn you before. I keep saying fix your CAPS key in your keyboard or go back to grammar school before you post here.

If you do not want Criss Colon to have en eyesore and a fit, please check you "i's".

He is right. This is as bad as writting in all-CAPS.

TW
 

AZB

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Dominican papi, since you are against islam and you came short of mentioning judaism in the same breath so I would imagine you are a jewish ass kisser as well just like the rest of the politician in USA. So if you ever come to power I guess people like myself should just pack up and leave.
By the way, you didn't mention homosexuals either, you support that movement? Are you gay?
Since I can't vote so you won't have to worry about my support.
Good luck.
 

Hillbilly

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While this post looks like a "venting" I imagine that there will be takers.
For the life of me, I can't understand why someone that wants to be "Christian" (a) Doesn't capitalize the 'l' in Lord??? But does do Jesus Christ? Is there a difference I missed in theology?
(b) Can be anti-Catholic? Cristian but anti-Catholic is an oxymoron....

Why not better your statement, and be for the separation of Church and State? This would require a Constitutional Amendment in the DR, however. Chances of getting it? About 0%.

As for Golo's proposals, I actually agree with a lot of them, except the one about the NGOs. These need to be weeded out, not cancelled. Many provide good and much needed services. You and I know which ones we would like to cut off!!

And , of course, the ticket of Marcoris pa' Presidente, Candelier Vice! is still in the public lore....

HB

Guess we can't get Nixon or Reagan anymore..."Law and Order" !!
 

Dominican Papi

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Que tal amigos

I'm starting this party from scratch. it will be founded from the ground up by my followers and I. It will be financed 60% with my own money, 10 % by the government grants provided by the Junta Central Electoral, 30% by party members, businessmen, and advocates of the free enterprise system that want to get rid of labor unions or "sindicatos."

TW, you have some good ideas to consider. i want to establish a new department in my government. it will be called " frente patriotico Juan Pablo Duarte" (FPJPD) the duty of that department will be to deal with the haitian question and protect our borders from the invaders that my hero Don Juan fought so hard to defeat. i think you would make a good director of that department, so i'm considering a job offer for you when i get elected. as far as candelier being my leader, i dont think so. the reason i'm starting this party is because I want to be the leader. i'm only 24 years old now, thus i would have to wait till i'm 30 to run according to the Dominican constitution. therefore, candelier is welcome to run as my puppet until i reach 30, but i'm still the leader and supreme JEFE of the Dominican Party (DP).

AZB, how DARE YOU even suggest that i might be gay CO?O??
Don't you see that i'm a Dominican man?? I LOVE FEMALES.
If there's one thing that i agree with your Islam religion, is their tough stand against homosexuals. homosexuality is the most disgusting and nasty sin. i can't even comprehend that stupidity when women are so beautifull, sweet, lovely, and nice.
i have read that there's a plague of homosexuals emerging in DR.
What kind of nonsense is that??
Us Dominican men have a reputation of being the best women lovers and mujerriegos of the whole world. we can't allow those damn homos to damage our reputation like that. i would make it illegal to be gay in my country. As far as packing up and leaving, I dont want you to do that. i have read about how you got to my country as an adventurer, overcame obstacles and fell in love with the country. I have an intellect to do my reasoning, but i also have a heart to balance my feelings, thus i grant you a presidential pardon AZB. you can stay man. just dont spread your religion among Dominican citizens, and if you want to practice Islam do it in private, but dont leave, i love those that love my nation.

Hillbilly, there's a big difference betweent Christians (protestants)
and Catholics. we believe in, and pray to God and his son Jesus, but we don't worship the "virgin mary" with the "rossary", we don't worship "saints" , idols, and we don't allow our faith to be contaminated with "santeria", voodoo, and other evil cults that have infiltrated in the Catholicism to make them more appealing and fool people. some people now go around saying that voodoo is good because the hatian catholic church accepted it and it's part of their rituals. they won't fool me with that crap regardless of what the hatian priests do, they are just using the idol worshiping catholic church for "window dressing" of their satanic african cults. i'm for sepatation of church and state. i will not tolerate the cardinal or any other priests telling me how to rule my government, if they want to rule, let them run.

as far as my priorities for the economy, i will make it the main policy in my agenda to privatize all the government industries, and collect tributary revenues from those enterprises, thus capitalizing our system to make it more efficient and less prone to corruption. i am a business man, and i think businesses are run in a more efficient way than government operated industries because business people try to cut costs and administer the funds for the best economic outcome of the company as opposed to government officials (specially in DR) who only worry about the outcome of their own pockets. therefore i want to run my country like a big corporation. that was an approach that worked well for Trujillo and i will modify it to work even better in the present trends of globalism. capitalism rules.
 
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Hillbilly

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While Catholics do not pray "to" the Blessed Virgin or the saints, they use these personages as intermediaries to the Big Guys..

Just like people will use intermediaries in your government to get to you and Golo...

BTW, as a point of historical fact, the use of the BVM, and other important characters, like Saint Joseph, and other, served an incredibly useful purpose for getting Christianity off the ground...

Oh yes, without the BV M, you have reduced your chances of getting into office in this country to about -30%....You are supposedly Dominican but forget the role of religion in this place??

Sorry dude, your vent is okey, but your political ideas are way off of being even remotely possible. Schitt, I'd probably have to shoot you myself if you tried this crap!

HB
 

Golo100

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Dominican Papi

Ok. Let's go. Go ahead and star the ball rolling. Just leave Muslims alone. Religion must be free of government interference.

Thanks for the job offer, but I take no jobs or contracts from the government. But I will do something for you. If you ever become President, I will pay my taxes, be a good consumer in the economy and circulate my money to help your governments' cash flow. But I am not looking for a job anywhere.

I will also give you my vote if you present a better offer than the opposition. Hopefully, you will not be running against Candelier. Otherwise, you would not get my vote. He is first on my list. I also like General Juan Bautista Rojas Tabar, ex-Chief of the Armed Forces. He is running for Congressman in the May 16 elections. Unfortunately, I cannot vote for him because he is running in Santo Domingo East, outside of the First Circumscription , where I vote.

Although I helped vote the PLD out of office, I will vote for their entire slate this time to punish the PRD. But most significantly because Pelegrin Castillo is running in that slate and he is the only real defender of our country against the Haitian silent invasion. He is also always on the side of enviromental issues and has hardly ever gone on an issue against the majority of the people.

In the general election I will vote even for a dog to get Hipolito and his crew out of office in 2004. The PRD has proven to be nothing more than a patronage office and a bottomless pit for our tax money.


TW
 

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The "Un-Holy Trinity",Tiger,Isaaac "Spleen,and..

Just when you think it is safe to go back in the water!Remember "Tiger",and his save the Tainos rantings,he drifted into the "Cosmos" on whatever it was that he was "smoking"!Then along comes "Little Isaac",looking for love in all the wrong places.So he "re-invents himself into the "Champion of Haitians Rights/reparations to all blacks for "Slavery/damn the Catholic Church/(Am I forgetting any of his "causes?)Oh yes,"More Raisins in Kelloggs Raisin Bran"!!...and just when "Green-Spleen" seems to have,"shot his wad",along comes "Dominican Puppy",who has stumbled upon "Tigers-Stash",and wants to found;The Dominican Party of Intolerance,Racism,Homophobia,and Social Injustice! He is so ignorant that he asks us to email him, and then leaves no email address.Now he can,t decide if he wants to use his "Caps lock" key or not!..."Lets see, should i,i mean I,Oh Hell,I don,t know what "eye" mean!!"Aye,Aye"Captain "Poopi"You sure as Hell don,t know what you mean!!!!!!!!!..Luckily for all of us,"Poopi",or "Puppy",or who ever this poor excuse for an intellect is,just like "Tigers Stash",will soon "go up in smoke,and fade away!!Criss"Why couldn,t I find "Smoke" like these guys 30 years ago"Colon
 
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x_man

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DomPapi, What is your stand on smoke belching
motoconchos and water polluting jet skis
from hell?
Also would you instruct your police force
to stay out of bars and discothecas?
As a tourista I need to know those things
in order to support you. X
 

mondongo

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The Old Guys take it this time!!

HB and Criss, you have it right. D.P. , I must assume that you either did not think thru your agenda, or that you have a bad agenda, or both. Do you know what percentage of the DR population is Catholic? What do you think would happen the minute you stood in public denouncing Catholicism? I will assume that you are joking and are just tyring to pull our collective legs.
 

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Surely this WHOLE thing is a wind up. As John McInroe was once heard to yell at the top of his voice "You can't be SERIOUS?"

There are so many incongruities in this fellows "Political Statement???" His thought process is so minimal he could almost be a dead ringer for 'Hippo' himself!! Now there's a thought - is this 'Hippo' trying a new approach to see what the country REALLY wants rather than relying on the recent survey poll that didn't show him & the PRD up in too good a light??

Anyway Dominican Pappi (actually I DO prefer Dominican puppy - it has a MUCH better ring to it) instead of wasting your money trying to set this non-starter up, just send your money (all 60% of nothing) to a deserving charity. At least there it will do some good!! - Grahame Bush
 

x_man

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chill out CCC_man!!

Hola ccccccc, Don't get jealous now there are other people which are
just as funny as ....

Tiger and DomPapi are very much original thinkers
even thou they are a little bit rough around the edges.

You have to learn the art of reading in between the lines
because that's where the "raisins" can be found.


Regards x.
 

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X-Rated-Man

The problem is........................................you have mistaken what you thought were,"raisins"...........for "Rabbit-Turds"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....I hope you read this post very soon! How many of those "Raisins"..did you eat ?..I suggest a "JUMBO" bottle of..Scope!!!!Still...Criss Colon
 

x_man

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Criss today is your day......

And yesterday was your day too. Did lots of people show up to see the BIG dog??
I hope we all can see a picture very soon. But en serio now, the reason I'm up
so early is the IRS_man. I have to do my taxes and I'm afraid I might find lots
of rabbit turds in this mountain of paper. So why dont you help out Isick at the
baloon races and I go and help finance the war on terror. X.