Skin graft

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A married couple were in a terrible accident in which the woman’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from her body because she was too thin. So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin.

However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from his buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and requested that the doctor also honour their secret.

After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman’s new beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever had before! All her friends and relatives just went on and on about her youthful beauty!

One day, she was alone with her husband, and she was overcome with emotion at his sacrifice. She said, ”Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. There is no way I could ever repay you.”

“My darling,” he replied, ”Think nothing of it. I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek.”
 

ExDR

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It it had been my ex wife, I would have donated skin from my scrotum, lol.
 

chico bill

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A drunk goes into a bar and orders a drink
The bartender recognizes him and knows he is always broke and asks: "Do you have money to pay for the drink."
The drunk responds: "No but I'll sell you my wallet for $200", as he passes his wallet to the bartender.
The skeptical bartender admires the smooth feel of the wallet and replies: $200 ! It's a nice wallet for sure but no one pays $200 for a wallet."
The drunk replies: "But is sewn together from foreskin."
The bartender replies "Foreskin, that's unusual, but no one pays $200 for a darn wallet.
The indignant drunk retorts: "Yeah it's just a wallet now, but rub it a little bit and it's a suitcase."