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Hillbilly

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Visit to the Hillbilly Country Doctor

An old Hillbilly rushed a younger
hillbilly into the doctor's office, deposited
him on the examining table, and said, "See
if you can patch him up soon. I shot up his
rear end like it was a tail on a possum.
Don't hurt him none, 'cause he's my son-in-law."

The doctor said, "Why would you shoot your
son-in-law?"

The hillbilly said, "He warn't my son-in-law
when I shot him."


HB
 

MommC

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To everybody who has ever been there...

I Didn't Do It !!!

One afternoon a man came home from work to
find total mayhem in his house.
His three children were outside, still in
their pajamas,playing in the
mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers
strewn all around the front yard.

The door of his wife's car was open, as was
the front door to the house.
Proceeding into the entry, he found an even
bigger mess. A lamp had been
knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded
In the front room the TV was loudly blaring
a cartoon channel, and the family
room was strewn with toys and various items
of clothing.

In the kitchen,dishes filled the sink,
breakfast food was spilled on the counter,
dog food was spilled on the floor, a broken
glass lay under the table, and a
small pile of sand was spread by the back
door.

He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping
over toys and more piles of
clothes, looking for his wife. He was
worried she may be ill, or that
something serious had happened.

He found her lounging in the bedroom, still
curled in the bed in her pajamas,
reading a novel. She looked up at him,
smiled, and asked how his day went.
He looked at her bewildered and asked,"What
happened here today?"
She again smiled and answered, "You know
every day when you come home
from work and you ask me what in the world
did I do today?"

"Yes" was his incredulous reply.
She answered, "Well, today I didn't do it." :D
 

Musicqueen

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MommC...

and that is the best way to show them that what we do counts as much as what they do...

How about when we work outside the home also, and are still "expected" to do the rest?
 

MommC

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been there-Done that......!

We used to come home together at 1AM....he went to sleep, I did laundry,dishes,washed floors until 3 AM THEN I went to sleep!
Like the saying goes.....
"A man works from sun(up) to sun (down), a womans' work is NEVER done!"