Visit to the Hillbilly Country Doctor
An old Hillbilly rushed a younger
hillbilly into the doctor's office, deposited
him on the examining table, and said, "See
if you can patch him up soon. I shot up his
rear end like it was a tail on a possum.
Don't hurt him none, 'cause he's my son-in-law."
The doctor said, "Why would you shoot your
son-in-law?"
The hillbilly said, "He warn't my son-in-law
when I shot him."
HB
An old Hillbilly rushed a younger
hillbilly into the doctor's office, deposited
him on the examining table, and said, "See
if you can patch him up soon. I shot up his
rear end like it was a tail on a possum.
Don't hurt him none, 'cause he's my son-in-law."
The doctor said, "Why would you shoot your
son-in-law?"
The hillbilly said, "He warn't my son-in-law
when I shot him."
HB