Congrats to the Royal Couple

mobrouser

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I think this FB post must have been written by dv8's sister.

https://www.facebook.com/JTTNation/photos/a.297113297017755.70026.296963387032746/1742969359098801/?type=3

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"And here she is, for the third time, stunning, all smiles, with her royal whisker-biscuit busted all to hell. 8 hours after shi tting a watermelon, Princess Kate is in full hair and makeup, standing precariously in high heels in front of a hospital, hoping her goddamn industrial strength pad doesn’t slip, confident that the red dress she picked will mask any potential bloody mishaps.

Once again I am in awe of her composure, because after my third vaginal crochet job I could do little more than waddle to the shi tter and occasionally spritz the injured area with a numbing solution amid hisses and gasps of pain.

I certainly did not drag my fat ass to a stairwell in shoddy mesh panties to present my vagina trophy to the world nor did I grin charmingly for an army of cameras.

F**k that noise. I wriggled into the loosest pair of already stained sweat pants I could find, snuggled my new baby and winced as the afterpains ravaged my shrinking reproductive organs.

Congratulations to the royal couple on their new, beautiful crotchfruit. All hail the prince. And of course, the royal mimsy.

That shi t is tip top."
 

melphis

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Mods has this thread got anything at all to do with Dominican Republic?

Its in the clown bin so almost anything goes. To bad we don't have a gross everybody out bin. it will take a while to get these images out of my head.