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Me_again

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She's single... She lives right across the street. I can see into her place from my kitchen window, but I'd never met her before.

I watched as she got home from work this evening. I was surprised when she walked across the street, up my driveway and knocked on the door.

I opened the door, she looked at me and said, "I just got home, and I have this strong urge to have a good time, dance, get drunk, and get laid tonight. Are you doing anything?"

I quickly replied, "Nope, I'm free!"

"Great," she said. "Can you look after my dog ?"

Being a senior citizen, really sucks !