Any women in the audience?

Why Men Pee Standing Up

Seems God was just about done with creating the
universe but he had two extra things left over in his bag
so he
decided to split them between Adam and Eve.

He told them that one of the things he had left was a
thing that would allow the owner to pee while standing up.
"It's a very handy thing," God told them, "and I was
wondering
if either one of you would like that."

Well, Adam jumped up and down and begged "Oh, give
that to me! I'd love to be able to do that. It seems just
the
sort of thing a man should be able to do. Please. Please!
Pleeease! Give it to me." On and on he went like an
excited
little boy.

So Eve just smiled and told God that if Adam really
wanted it so badly, he should have it. So God gave Adam the
thing that allowed him to pee while standing up and he was
so
excited. He whizzed on the bark of a tree and then went off
to
write his name in the sand, laughing with delight all the
while.





God and Eve watched him for a moment and then God said
to Eve, "Well, here's the other thing and I guess you can
have it." "What's it called?" Eve asked.
"Brains" God said.



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