Hymie and his wife Ethel have this little problem. Actually Hymies wife Ethel is having the problem. They go to Doctor Schwartz and his wife goes into the examining room.
After examining Ethel Dr. Schwartz says to Ethel, "Ethel, you need sex 6 times a week".
Ethel says "Dr. Schwartz, I need it SIX times a WEEK?"
Dr. Schwartz says "Yes Ethel, you need it 6 times a week."
Ethel comes out of the examining room and Hymie says, so, vats the matter?
The wife says, Doctor Schwartz says I need it 6 times a week Hymie.
Hymie says to Ethel, "you NEED IT TIMES A WEEK Ethel?"
Ethel says, "Yes Hymie I need it 6 times a week."
Hymie says to Ethel, "OK, put me down vor 2".