A male Whale and a female Whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship. The male whale recognized it as the same ship that harpooned his father many years earlier. He said to the female:
"Lets both swim under the ship and blow out our air holes at the same time
and it should cause the ship to turn over and sink."
This they tried and sure enough, the ship turned over and quickly sank. Soon however, the whales realized the sailors were swimming to the safety of the shore. Enraged, the male whale told the female, "Lets swim after them and gobble them up before they reach the shore." At this point, he realized the
female whale becoming reluctant to follow him.
"Look", she said, " I went along with the blow job, but I absolutely refuse to swallow seamen."
READY FOR ANOTHER ONE?:
On reaching his plane seat, a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped into the seat next to him. The man asks the stewardess for a cup of coffee and the parrot squawks, "And why don't you get me a whisky you bitch."
The stewardess, flustered by the parrot's outburst, brings back a whisky for the parrot but inadvertently forgets the man's cup of coffee. As the man nicely points out the omission of his coffee to the stewardess the parrot downs his drink and shouts, "And get me another whisky you slut."
Visibly shaken, the stewardess comes back with the parrot's whisky but still no coffee for the man.
Unaccustomed to such slackness, the man decides that he is going to try the parrot's approach, "I've asked you twice for a cup of coffee wench, I expect you to get it for me right now or I'm going to slap that disgustingly ugly face of yours!"
Next thing they know, both the man and the parrot are hauled out of their seats and thrown out of the emergency exit by 2 burly stewards.
Plunging downwards to the ground the parrot turns to the man and says, "For someone who can't fly, you sure are a cocky bastard."
I'm sorry if you guys think this is not DR related, but we just found out that our company (HBC) was bought by Univision, and who knows what's going to happen to all of us!
We might meet in DR sooner than expected!
Have a great day, everyone!
