chinese proverbs

jessica__78

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Passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly.
> > > >******
> > > >Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
> > > >******
> > > >Man who run in front of car get tired.
> > > >******
> > > >Man who run behind car get exhausted.
> > > >******
> > > >Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
> > > >******
> > > >Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
> > > >******
> > > >Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
> > > >******
> > > >Man with one chopstick go hungry.
> > > >******
> > > >Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
> > > >******
> > > >Man who eat many prunes get good ! run for money.
> > > >******
> > > >Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
> > > >******
> > > >Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth.
> > > >******
> > > >War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
> > > >******
> > > >Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
> > > >******
> > > >Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
> > > >******
> > > >It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
> > > >******
> > > >Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
> > > >******
> > > >Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
> > > >******
> > > >Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
> > > >******
> > > >Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
> > > >******
> > > >Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
 

Jane J.

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Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

I'm telling this one to everyone I know - too funny!
 

Andy B

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This reminds me of all those Confucius sayings that were so popular some years ago. But do you know what Confucius' brother says? He says: "Confucius talk too damn much!"

Keep 'em coming.
 

jessica__78

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Oh if you like those

i have some very funny rated "r" pictures, but i dont know if rob will kick me of if i put them on!?
 
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