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    Default Us hillbillies is smart! Hillbilly haikus....

    BEAUTY

    Naked in repose
    Silvery silhouette girls
    Adorn my mudflaps

    REMORSE

    A painful sadness
    Can't fit big screen TV through
    Double-wide's front door

    OPTIONS

    Unemployment's out
    Hey, maybe I can get on
    Disability

    BLAZE

    Distant siren screams
    Dumb-ass Verne's been playing with
    Gasoline again

    A NEW MOON

    Flashlights pierce the darkness
    No nightcrawlers to be found
    Guess we'll gig some frogs

    EXUBERANCE

    Joyous, playful, bright
    Trailer park girl rolls in puddle
    Of old motor oil

    ALONE

    Seeking solitude
    Carl's ex-wife Tammy files for
    Restraining order

    DESIRE

    Damn, in that tube-top
    You make me almost forget
    You are my cousin

    OFFERINGS

    Tonight we hunger
    Grandma sent grocery money
    To Jimmy Swaggert

    DRAMA

    Set the VCR
    Dukes of Hazard Marathon
    At 9 o'clock

    DEPRIVED

    In Walmart toy aisle
    Wailing boy want's 'rassling doll
    Mama whups his ass

    NO SIGNAL

    White noise, buzzing static
    Call Earl; satellite dish
    Needs new descrambler

    IMPOUNDED

    Sixty-five dollars
    And cyclone fence keeps me from
    My El Camino

    GATHERING

    In early morning mist
    Mama searches Circle K for
    Moon pies and Red Man

    PRIDE

    Grinning, he displays
    The nine hundred beer cans
    Filling pickup bed


    HB

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    Default Very,Very funny,but one mistake!

    You know it's;"In that tube top,you make me almost forget that you are my SISTER!"Lets not bend the truth like that just because it's family!CRISCO
    Last edited by Criss Colon; 06-15-2002 at 11:38 AM.

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    Would those be "haiku" too?

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    Default Haiku must have 17 syllables

    so we haveta have the "Damn" in there. Sis ter and cou sin both fit, so it's a toss up.....Maybe sisters is more hillbilly?

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