Sunday funny...

Marilyn

Bronze
May 7, 2002
728
22
18
The Mental Hospital
Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental
Hospital.
One day while they were walking past the
hospital swimming pool, Jim
suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sunk
to the bottom & stayed there.
Mary promptly jumped in to save him. She
swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out.
When the medical director became aware of
Mary's heroic act he immediately
ordered her to be discharged from the
hospital, as he now considered her to be mentally stable.
When he went to tell Mary the news he said,
"Mary, I have good news & bad
news. The good news is you're being
discharged because since you were able
to Jump in and save the life of another
patient, I think you've regained
your senses." "The bad news is, Jim, the
patient you saved,hung himself
with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom. I
am so sorry, but he's dead."
Mary replied "He didn't hang himself, I put
him there to dry."
lol.gif
 

mainer

New member
Mar 22, 2002
412
1
0
Another one

The old Cherokee chief sat in his reservation hut, smoking the
ceremonial
pipe, eyeing the two US government officials sent to interview
him.

"Chief Two Eagles," one official began, "you have observed the
white man for
many generations, you have seen his wars and his products,
you have seen all
his progress, and all his problems."

The chief nodded. The official continued, "Considering recent
events, in your
opinion, where has the white man gone wrong?"

The chief stared at the government officials for over a minute,
and then
calmly replied.

"When white man found the land, Indians were running it.

* No taxes.

* No debt.

* Plenty buffalo

* Plenty beaver

* Women did the work

* Medicine man free

* Indian men hunted and fished all the time..."

The chief smiled, and added quietly, "White man dumb enough
to think he could
improve system like that."