The Penis Study
Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the head of
a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two years and cost
over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason the head of a man's
penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the man with more pleasure
during sex.
After the results were published, the French declared that the British were
wrong and decided to conduct their own study of the same subject. After
three years of research and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded
that the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman
with more sexual pleasure.
When the results of the French study were released, Newfoundland decided to
conduct its own study. So, after nearly three weeks of intensive research
and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's study was complete. They came to the
conclusion that the reason the head of a man's penis is
larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand from flying off and hitting him
in the forehead.
Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the head of
a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two years and cost
over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason the head of a man's
penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the man with more pleasure
during sex.
After the results were published, the French declared that the British were
wrong and decided to conduct their own study of the same subject. After
three years of research and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded
that the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman
with more sexual pleasure.
When the results of the French study were released, Newfoundland decided to
conduct its own study. So, after nearly three weeks of intensive research
and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's study was complete. They came to the
conclusion that the reason the head of a man's penis is
larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand from flying off and hitting him
in the forehead.