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    Default Last one before I go out on a date with

    a very attractive redhead with a body one writes home to write home to mother about! Man I am so looking forward to tonight!


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    Default Cool.


    Let's make fun of the boys, if only to annoy Tony C


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    Default Re: Last one before I go out on a date with

    Originally posted by jazzcom
    a very attractive redhead with a body one writes home to write home to mother about! Man I am so looking forward to tonight!
    Aparently Jazzcom is going out on a date with Carrot-Top!

    Tony C.

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    Carrot tops are green.

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    You have something against women with green heads? LOL

    Damn... Carrot Top turned into a blonde since I saw her last. I wonder... ah nevermind I bet her hairdresser probably doesn't even know.

    Still in all I had a nice evening.

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    Talking

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    Tony C...and mainer...thank you for the first good laugh of this grey Saturday morning here in "sunny" So. Florida!!!

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