Last one before I go out on a date with

Escott

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a very attractive redhead with a body one writes home to write home to mother about! Man I am so looking forward to tonight!


Notable Quotes on SEX

"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome
things that money can buy." - Steve Martin

"You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither." - Drew
Carey

"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner,
you'd better have a good hand."

"If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all." - Rodney
Dangerfield

"Sunsets are like sex: when it is good, it is very, very good; and
when it
is bad, it is better than nothing." - rubin

"Science is like sex: sometimes something useful comes out, but that
is
not the reason we are doing it." - Richard Feynman

"All pop music is about sex. Rock is about wanting to do it, jazz is
about
doing it, and country and western is about feeling guilty after
you've
done it." - Robert Waldo Brunelle, Jr.

"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday
night." - Woody Allen

"I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty." - George
Burns

"It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting
married." -
Matt Barry

"Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to support it for
the
rest of your life." - Michael Sinz

"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." - George
Burns

"Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight
are
unimportant." - Henry Miller

"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual
arousal,
particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 550SL
convertible." - P. J. O'Rourke
 

Pib

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Cool.

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Let's make fun of the boys, if only to annoy Tony C


"I was so poor growing up ... if I wasn't a boy ...I'd have nothing to play with."
--Rodney Dangerfield

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."
--Robert A. Heinlein

"Men do not like to admit to even momentary imperfection. My husband forgot the code to turn off the alarm. When the police came, he wouldn't admit he'd forgotten the code...he turned himself in."
--Rita Rudner

"I married beneath me. All women do."
--Nancy Astor

"When I eventually met Mr Right I had no idea that his first name was Always."
--Rita Rudner.

"A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle."
--Gloria Steinem

"Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control.."
--Diana Jordan.

"Men who don't understand women fall into two groups: Bachelors and Husbands."
--Jacques Languirand
 
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Escott

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You have something against women with green heads? LOL

Damn... Carrot Top turned into a blonde since I saw her last. I wonder... ah nevermind I bet her hairdresser probably doesn't even know.

Still in all I had a nice evening.
 

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Tony C...and mainer...thank you for the first good laugh of this grey Saturday morning here in "sunny" So. Florida!!!