The Pond

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THE POND

This fellow had owned this large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back forty, had it fixed up
nice, picnic tables, horse shoe courts, basketball
court, etc. One evening the old farmer decided to go
down to the pond as he hadn't been there for a while
and look it over. As he neared the pond, he heard
voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came
closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny
dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his
presence and they all went to the deep end of the pond.
One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming
out until you leave!" The old man thought a second
and replied, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies
swim or get out of the pond, I only came to feed my alligator!"