Hope these may be of use for some of you folks...
1. Well, this day was a
total waste of makeup.
2. Well, aren't we
just a ray of
sunshine?
3. Make yourself at
home! Clean my kitchen.
4. Who are these kids and why
are they calling me Mom?
5. Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we?
6. Do I look like a people person?
7. This isn't an office -- it's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
8. If I throw a stick, will you leave?
9. You! Off my planet!.
10. Does your train of thought have a caboose?
11. Did the aliens forget to remove your probe?
12. If only you'd use your powers for good instead of evil.
13. A PBS mind in an MTV world.
14. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
15. Better living through denial.
16. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
17. Do they ever shut up on your planet?
18. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
19. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
20. Back off! You're standing in my aura.
21. I can't remember if I'm the good twin or the evil one.
22. I have a computer & pizza delivery. Why should I leave the
house?
23. Ambivalent? Well, yes and no.
HB
1. Well, this day was a
total waste of makeup.
2. Well, aren't we
just a ray of
sunshine?
3. Make yourself at
home! Clean my kitchen.
4. Who are these kids and why
are they calling me Mom?
5. Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we?
6. Do I look like a people person?
7. This isn't an office -- it's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
8. If I throw a stick, will you leave?
9. You! Off my planet!.
10. Does your train of thought have a caboose?
11. Did the aliens forget to remove your probe?
12. If only you'd use your powers for good instead of evil.
13. A PBS mind in an MTV world.
14. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
15. Better living through denial.
16. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
17. Do they ever shut up on your planet?
18. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
19. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
20. Back off! You're standing in my aura.
21. I can't remember if I'm the good twin or the evil one.
22. I have a computer & pizza delivery. Why should I leave the
house?
23. Ambivalent? Well, yes and no.
HB
