It's Monday...care for some humor?

Musicqueen

Miami Nice!
Jan 31, 2002
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HOW DO CRAZY PEOPLE GO THROUGH THE FOREST?
**They take the Psycho path.
HOW DO YOU GET HOLY WATER?
**You boil the Hell out of it.
WHAT DO FISH SAY WHEN THEY HIT A CONCRETE WALL?
**Dam!
WHAT DO ESKIMOS GET FROM SITTING ON THE ICE TOO LONG?
**Polaroids.
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BOOMERANG THAT DOESN'T WORK?
**A stick.
WHAT DO YOU CALL CHEESE THAT ISN'T YOURS?
**Nacho Cheese.
WHAT DO YOU CALL FOUR BULLFIGHTERS IN QUICKSAND?
**Quatro Sinko.
W HAT DO YOU GET FROM A PAMPERED COW?
**Spoiled milk.
WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS A SNOWMAN WITH A
VAMPIRE?
**Frostbite.
WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ROAST BEEF AND PEA SOUP?
**Anyone can roast beef.
WHY DO GORILLAS HAVE BIG NOSTRILS?
**Because they have big fingers.
WHY DON'T BLIND PEOPLE LIKE TO SKY DIVE?
**Because it scares the dog.
WHAT KIND OF COFFEE WAS SERVED ON THE TITANIC?
**Sanka.
WHY DO A PILGRIM'S PANTS ALWAYS FALL DOWN?
**Because they wear their belt buckle on their hat..
HOW ARE A TEXAS TORNADO AND AN ARKANSAS DIVORCE THE
SAME?
**Somebody's gonna lose a trailer