Humour

An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board but only 4 parachutes. The first passenger, said, I'm Kobe Bryant, The best NBA Basketball player, the Lakers need me, I can't afford to die..."
So he took the first pack and left the plane.

The second passenger, Hillary Clinton, said, "I am the wife of
the former President of the United States, I am the most ambitious woman in the world, I am also a New York Senator and a potential future President."
She just took the second parachute and jumped out of the plane.

The third passenger, Hipolito Mejia , said, "I am da President of
Dominican Republic , I have a great responsibility being the leader of a great nation.
And above all I'm da most intelligent President in Dominican history, so the DR's people won't let me die". So he put on the pack next to him and jumped out of the plane.

The fourth passenger, The Pope, says to the fifth passenger, a 10 year-old school boy, "I am old and frail and I don't have many years left, as a Christian I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute.
The boy said, "It's Ok, there's a parachute left for you.
The Dominican Republic's most intellegent President has taken my school backpack.


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