NEW TALIBAN SOLUTION
For quick resolution of the Taliban conflict, the Bush administration
has implemented the following war tactic:
*** PRESS RELEASE ***
Redneck Special Forces
The latest strategy to drive the Taliban out of the
mountains of Afghanistan is to send in a team of
Redneck Special Forces.
Billy Bob, Bubba, Cooter, and Weasel are being sent
in and have been told five things:
1. The limit is two.
2. The season ended last weekend.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickup trucks, or country music.
5. Some are queer.
That should just about do it !!
For quick resolution of the Taliban conflict, the Bush administration
has implemented the following war tactic:
*** PRESS RELEASE ***
Redneck Special Forces
The latest strategy to drive the Taliban out of the
mountains of Afghanistan is to send in a team of
Redneck Special Forces.
Billy Bob, Bubba, Cooter, and Weasel are being sent
in and have been told five things:
1. The limit is two.
2. The season ended last weekend.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickup trucks, or country music.
5. Some are queer.
That should just about do it !!