Gender Geography

Escott

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Gender Geography

The Geography of a Woman
Between the ages of 18 - 21 a woman is like Africa or Australia. She is
half discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful with bushland around
the fertile deltas.

Between the ages of 21 - 30 a woman is like America or Japan. Completely
discovered, very well developed and open to trade especially with
countries with cash or cars.

Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India or Spain. Very hot, relaxed
and convinced of its own beauty.

Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France or Argentina. She may
have been half destroyed during the war but can still be a warm and
desirable place to visit.

Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Yugoslavia or Afghanistan. She
lost the war and is haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is
now necessary.

Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia or Canada. Very wide, quiet
and the borders are practically unpatrolled but the frigid climate keeps
people away.

Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England or Mongolia. With a
glorious and all conquering past but alas no future.

After 70, they become Albania . Everyone knows where it is, but no one
wants to go there.

The Geography of a Man:
Between the ages of 15 - 70 a man is like Iraq.............
ruled by a dick.
 

Musicqueen

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Escott...

I don't know whether to take this as a compliment or an insult...

Just for me? Do I seem that shallow and dumb? I find them amusing because they take my mind off of my daily grind!

But, anyway...thanks for posting them...Keep it up!:mad:
 

Criss Colon

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"MALE" Physiology 101or,(Two "HEADS"are worse than one!)

The "male" of our species(Yes even "AZB" is proported to be "Human"!) has an unique and specialized physiology/neurology!During our "day-to-day activities,our physiology/neurology "mimicks" that of the female of our species.However,when we encounter any "Sexual Stimuli"no matter how seemingly insignificant,our "Alternate" physiology/neurology takes the helm!Our rational brain(the one in our cranium) is immediately disconnected from our neurological loop.Which is a mute point anyway,since all neurological blood flow has ceased !We are now on "Penis Pilot!"Our "Sir Richards" have taken command and we have no rational thought process!It's "Full Speed Ahead" and "Prepare to launch the "TORPEDO"!!!What a great system! We are not responsible,our "Dick" was in control! "My "Dinky" made me do it"!It's The "PETER" Principle!Just another "HARD"luck story.CRISCO