Imagine going through life not knowing!

Escott

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1. Mosquito repellents don't repel. They hide you. The spray
blocks the mosquito's sensors so they don't know you're there.

2. Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least
6 feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles
resulting from the flush.

3. The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as substitute
for blood plasma.

4. No piece of paper can be folded in half more than 7 times.

5. Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.

6. You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching
television.

7. Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty years of
age or older.

8. The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.

9. The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache.

10. A Boeing 747's wingspan is longer than the Wright brother's
first flight.

11. American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating 1
olive from each salad served in first-class.

12. Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.

13. Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in
the morning.

14. The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.

15. Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin.

16. The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.

17. Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts.

18. Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all
of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.

19. Marilyn Monroe had six toes.
(I want to know if this means she's related to Ernest Hemingway's 6-toed
cats!)

20. All US Presidents have worn glasses. Some just didn't like
being seen wearing them in public.

21. Walt Disney was afraid of mice.

22. Pearls melt in vinegar.

23. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for
dating are already married.

24. The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca
Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.

25. It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.

26. A duck's quack doesn't echo and no one knows why.

27. The reason firehouses have circular stairways is from the
days when the engines were pulled by horses. The horses were
stabled on the ground floor and figured out how to walk up
straight staircases.

28. Richard Milhouse Nixon was the first US president whose name
contains all the letters from the word "criminal." The second?
William Jefferson Clinton.

29. And ... Turtles can breathe through their butts.
 

Tony C

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Again with that Duck crap? WHo comes up with some of this stuff? A duck's quack does echo. All sounds echo!
BTW The Oak tree in my yard gave acorns after only 6 years.

Tony C.
 

x_man

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Hola Jazzy

I give you an A for efford, but I hope you are not expecting me to read
thru those plagiarized jokes from the Nat. Enquirer or where ever you
found this stuff. Now if you could come up with just ONE of those on
your own I would say wow the guy is funny and take my hat of to you.
Can you try???? I know you can do it. X.
 

Escott

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Hola X,

What are you talking about x.

All jokes and everything else is original. You know just like yourself, I am a rocket scientist also. Still getting radio signals out of that filling in your tooth?

Please tell me how the Italians helped defeat the Nazi Germans in WWII again. Man that was about the most original post I had ever seen. I find so many nuggets of facts here between yourself and AZB. Man all these years and I didn't have your comments. I don't know how I lived without them. Man silly me thought that 9-11 actually happened also.

The way you find these tidbits to try and show me up are just amazing. Keep up the good work. I will strive to be as smart as you are!
 
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x_man

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Dear Escot

I never ever mentioned the Italians or the Nazis in this forum. So go thru
the archive and find out who rewrote history the way you accuse me
of having done so.
I see Hitler and Mussolini always like Charly Chaplin portraid them in
his movie (forgot the name the great dictator?)
Other than that I like all stuff that comes from Italy except shoes I prefer
Doc Martens.
Please don't hesitate to ask if I can be of further assistance. X.