Bored out of my mind!!!

Musicqueen

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Jan 31, 2002
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More random thoughts...

How long a minute is depends on which side of the
bathroom door you're on.

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The perfect t-shirt to get a man's attention:
"Let go of my ears, I know what I'm doing!"

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A bill collector came knocking at Roseys door; she had
fallen behind on her bills.
"All right, lady," said the bill collector, "how about
the next installment on that couch?"
Rosey shrugged and said,"I guess that's better than
having to give you money."

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A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor, crawled
painfully onto a stool, and ordered a banana split.
The waitress asked, "Crushed nuts?"
"No," he replied, "just arthritis."

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A Polish girl went to the gynecologist. She disrobed and
got up into the stirrups. The doctor was so shocked at the
neglectful state of her vagina he asked,"When was the last
time you had a check-up?"
"Well, to be honest with you," she blushed,"I've never had a
Czech up there, but I have had several Hungarians and a polack."

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Mary: You'll love this story from my friend who works in the ER.
Jill: What happened?
Mary: A woman came in with a cell phone shoved up her rectum!
Jill: You're kidding!
Mary: I'm not. The woman said she and her husband
were playing some "adult games."
Jill: Well, it had to be either that, or she doesn't
understand the meaning of phone sex.

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A man walks into doctor's office. "What seems to be the problem?" asks the
doc.
"It's... um... well... I have five penises." replies the man.
"Blimey!" says the doctor, "How do your trousers fit?"
"Like a glove."

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Our local pharmacy was robbed last week and a quantity of viagra was stolen.
Police say that they are looking for a gang of hardened criminals.

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Meredith

LiVe ThE LiFe YoU iMaGiNeD
Jan 24, 2002
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You must be bored, hee, hee....

But so am I!!!!!! Your tidbits always keep me going throughout the day. Thanks Musica!!!!!!!