1. What do Jell-O and a woman have in common?
---They both wiggle when you eat them.
2. What is a Yankee?
---The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
3. What do women and condoms have in common?
---They both spend more time in your wallet than on your penis.
4. What do you call two skunks that are 69ing?
---Odor eaters.
5. What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
---A Lickalotopuss.
6. Why do men name their penis?
---They like to be on a first name basis with the one making most of their decisions.
7. What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?
---Snowballs.
8. What does a rooster have that a man wants?
---A hard pecker.
9. What kind of bees give milk?
---Boo bees.
10. What do gay men refer to hemorrhoids as?
---Speed bumps.
11. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common?
---They both like a tight seal.
12. Why do only 30% of women get into Heaven?
---If it were more, it would be Hell.
13. What has three teeth and sixty feet?
--- The front row at a Willy Nelson concert.
14. What is the new gay Internet address?
---c: enter
15. What did the lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?
---They're right! We do taste like chicken!
16. What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
---The balls are just for decoration.
17. What did the banana say to the vibrator?
---What are YOU shaking for? She's going to eat ME!
18. Why do girls rub their eyes in the morning?
---They have no balls to scratch
19. What is the difference between erotic and kinky?
---Erotic is using a feather ... kinky is using the whole chicken.
20. What is the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaah?
---About three inches.
21. How do you make a hormone?
---Don't pay her.
22. What do you call a gay dinosaur?
---A Megasorass.
23. How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
---One..Men will screw anything.
24. What do Michael Jackson and a grocery bag have in common?
---They are both made of plastic and dangerous for children to play with.
25. What is the mating call of a blonde?
--- "I'm sooooo drunk!"
---They both wiggle when you eat them.
2. What is a Yankee?
---The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
3. What do women and condoms have in common?
---They both spend more time in your wallet than on your penis.
4. What do you call two skunks that are 69ing?
---Odor eaters.
5. What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
---A Lickalotopuss.
6. Why do men name their penis?
---They like to be on a first name basis with the one making most of their decisions.
7. What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?
---Snowballs.
8. What does a rooster have that a man wants?
---A hard pecker.
9. What kind of bees give milk?
---Boo bees.
10. What do gay men refer to hemorrhoids as?
---Speed bumps.
11. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common?
---They both like a tight seal.
12. Why do only 30% of women get into Heaven?
---If it were more, it would be Hell.
13. What has three teeth and sixty feet?
--- The front row at a Willy Nelson concert.
14. What is the new gay Internet address?
---c: enter
15. What did the lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?
---They're right! We do taste like chicken!
16. What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
---The balls are just for decoration.
17. What did the banana say to the vibrator?
---What are YOU shaking for? She's going to eat ME!
18. Why do girls rub their eyes in the morning?
---They have no balls to scratch
19. What is the difference between erotic and kinky?
---Erotic is using a feather ... kinky is using the whole chicken.
20. What is the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaah?
---About three inches.
21. How do you make a hormone?
---Don't pay her.
22. What do you call a gay dinosaur?
---A Megasorass.
23. How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
---One..Men will screw anything.
24. What do Michael Jackson and a grocery bag have in common?
---They are both made of plastic and dangerous for children to play with.
25. What is the mating call of a blonde?
--- "I'm sooooo drunk!"
