Results 1 to 6 of 6

Thread: 16 reasons why...

  1. #1
    Miami Nice!
    Join Date
    Jan 2002
    Posts
    2,075
    Post Thanks / Like

    Talking 16 reasons why...

    [FONT=century gothic]...ALCOHOL SHOULD BE SERVED AT WORK...

    1. It's an incentive to show up.
    2. It leads to more honest communications.
    3. It reduces complaints about low pay.
    4. Employees tell management what they think, not what they want to hear.
    5. It encourages car pooling.
    6. Increase job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, you don't care.
    7. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.
    8. It makes fellow employees look better.
    9. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.
    10. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted.
    11. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable
    12. Employees work later since there's no longer a need to relax at the bar.
    13. It makes everyone more open with their ideas.
    14. Eliminates the need for employees to get drunk on their lunch break.
    15. Employees no longer need coffee to sober up.
    16. Sitting "Bare ass" on the copy machine will no longer be seen as gross."

    Take a beer and send the truck to all of your friends!!!!!!


    [/FONT]

  2. #2
    Regular
    Join Date
    Apr 2002
    Posts
    201
    Post Thanks / Like

    Default

    Hey Musicqueen, give a shout to my boss! I would be more than happy to be at work, hell who knows i may even show up on time!

    We could get the patients drunk also!

  3. #3
    Goddess
    Join Date
    Jan 2002
    Posts
    3,582
    Post Thanks / Like

    Talking MQ, I am starting to like you...

    That was funny. And Jess, even when patients are not getting better, they will not notice if you keep them drunk.

  4. #4
    Regular
    Join Date
    Apr 2002
    Posts
    201
    Post Thanks / Like

    Default

    I cant tell you how many people who come to the dental clinic drunk, high or even triping !

  5. #5
    Gold
    Join Date
    Jan 2002
    Posts
    7,401
    Post Thanks / Like

    Default

    My dentist kept a bottle of scotch just for when I came in. Gas freaked me out for some reason.

  6. #6
    Regular
    Join Date
    Apr 2002
    Posts
    201
    Post Thanks / Like

    Default

    Jazz can I please have the name and address of your dentist....I will be reporting him! Also why you are at it make me an appt!

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •